About Jonathan
Just moved to the big bad city of Los Angeles and am going to try my hand at being awesome. In the meantime, I'll write screenplays, specs, novels and work on my webcomic that I've been trudging through for a bajillion years. There's a slight chance I listen to way awesome music and that you don't. I'm also a contrarian and I get strong urges to hate on things a majority of people love. Still with me? Good.
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Fakin’ the Nut Allergy – A Rant
Posted on January 21, 2009 | View CommentsAccording to Joel Stein: My nut allergy is a product of my white upbringing. I can stop my anaphylactic shock with my mind. My parents were yuppies. Your parents are yuppies. God hates retarded children. Fat friends make you fat (He quoted a guy for...